| THE "B" WORD??!!
So, my new clients. Three little boys and they are SOOO cute. The 3 year old has a pretty bad speech problem and i pretty much can't understand anything that he says. i will call him Cuban. so Cuban will be yelling something from the back seat, and i'm like "yeah, look at the bug" or "yeah, i'm hungry too", when in actuality, i have no idea what he is saying.
So the other little kid is 4. I will call him Spam. on the second visit i had with them, i asked Spam if he remembers my name and he says "beth!". so i give him all the praise. and his brother Cuban, if he wants someones attention, he says "hey, hey, hey, hey" until they say what... but i want Cuban to know my name, so i say "Cuban, whats my name". and he says in his own non-understandable language "beth!". but it doesnt sound like beth. and Spam says, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... he said 'bitch'. and i say, "SPAM... dont say that word. he was just trying to say my name."
and i mean, these kids come from a very not healthy background, so they know all the four letter words... and the b word, which is 5 letters. so i try to get Cuban to say my name by doing the following:
Beth: cuban, say "BBEEEETTTTTTTHHHHH"
cuban: bitch
beth: no, say beeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cuban: bitch
beth: NO. do this... "tttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
cuban: ttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
beth: good. now say 'betttttthhhhhhh'
cuban: bitch
so thats my name. so every tuesday, from the back seat, this is what i hear.
"bitch, bitch... bitch.... hert deaft wizop mib." and i say "yeah cuban, i know your excited to play with mommy.
"bitch, bitch... yedvert scitch orftoll." and i say "thats right cuban. that is a big red truck.
arent you all jealous of my job?
***B ETHY*** |
except i have no experience... so we'll see how that works out. all i know is that i NEEEEEED a new job by next semester b/c i wont be able to work at Project STAR with my classes times in the spring. 
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